Hail
and well met!
Mr
Clifford Beal, one time editor of the informative pamphlet on military matters Jane’s
Defence Weekly, hath penned a novel about these disparate times of warfare
and strife. Wherein he reveals a most nefarious plot by disenfranchised
Royalists to unseat our beloved Lord Protector Oliver Cromwell and, unbeknownst
to them, replace him with King Satan himself!
To
alert the slumbering populace of this threat, the printers of said novel – the
fine Oxford gentlemen of the Solaris press – invite you to attend a discussion
between Mr Beal and alderman & printer Jonathan Oliver Esq. at Blackwell’s
book emporium in our fair capital, upon the 19th day of February
AD 2013, from half past six of the evening, before repairing to a nearby
hostelry for refreshments.
A
guard of concerned citizens, dressed for the part, will accompany Mr Beal to
ensure his safety.
We
look forward to making or renewing your acquaintance.
Our
very warmest regards
Michael
Molcher Esq.
Bookseller,
street-hawker, ne’erdowell
The
Solaris Press
Oxford
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