Books you shouldn't bother to read

Published in The Times by an anonymous source...

They have this, for example, to say about Lovely Bones: "Emotional porn anyone? The people who write manufactured pop tunes that get you on the key change, know exactly what notes pull the heartstrings."

I'll admit a devil in me likes this sort of thing, although it would be more fun if it wasn't anonymous. Then it would get all gloves-off-I-know-where-you-live.

And haven't we all got a few we could add to the pile...?

—Mark N