Tolkien Home For Sale

J.R.R. Tolkien's home is up for sale. One careful owner, round windows, low roof. Comes with own wizard. Don't worry about the Nazgul, guvnor, they're on ASBOs, they won't give you much gip.

A million notes you say? You know what, if they threw in Liv as Arwen, I might starting consulting the bank about a deposit.

—Mark N

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